Knightmare parody of 'Bye Bye Baby (Baby Goodbye)' by The Four Seasons A lament for Series 2 dungeoneer Jamie, who was killed off for no good reason in the eyes of most fans. This perfectly competent team came unstuck when they were tasked with collecting three fragments of a broken MEDAL spell, only to be chased out by the robotic Automatum before they had any chance to do so, with Treguard urging them to "Exit now". A couple of rooms later they used their FREE spell to save Gretel from a spider's web – and Jamie promptly became trapped himself, with neither spell available to let him escape. Thus he perished through no fault of his own, leaving fans to wonder if he'd done something to upset the show's producer Tim Child! Parody lyrics If they hate you, though your quest's okay Can't carry on any longer They're just gonna kill you anyway Bye bye Jamie, Jamie goodbye (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) Bye bye Jamie, your fate is nigh (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) Used the one spell you found already You'd be ready to go if you had FREE I wish it could be You could spellcast, but why begin it? Automatum has screwed you, innit (She's got out and you've got nowt, so aaaargh...) Bye bye Jamie, Jamie goodbye (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) Bye bye Jamie, Tim made you die (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) Guess you shouldn't have rescued Gretel Wish they let you secure that MEDAL Gee, how could you retrieve all three? Treguard told you to fly, not linger Shoulda just given him the finger (Seems you'll be a spider's tea, so aaaargh...) Bye bye Jamie, Jamie goodbye (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) Bye bye Jamie, no reason why (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) Oh ahhhh... (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) Bye, Jamie, bye... (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) No reason why... (Bye Jamie, Jamie bye bye) Original lyrics – audio If you hate me after what I say Can't put it off any longer I just gotta tell you anyway Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye) You're the one girl in town I'd marry Girl I'd marry now if I were free I wish it could be I could love you, but why begin it? 'Cos there ain't any future in it (She's got me and I'm not free, so aahhh...) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Guess I never will know you better Wish I knew you before I met her Gee, how good you would be for me Should've told you that I can't linger There's a wedding ring on my finger (She's got me and I'm not free, so aahhh...) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye bye baby, don't make me cry (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Oh ahhhh... (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Bye, baby, bye... (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Don't make me cry... (Bye baby, baby bye bye) Back