Knightmare parody of 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' by Tammy Wynette


Our latest team of four seemed bold and bright when they began
But we spell out the clues and they don't seem to understand
They B-A-G a skull that's F-L-O-A-T-I-N-G
But they heard the flying gob just now, and they almost left it be

So D-I-S-M-I-S-S, is all I have to say
Me and Pickle (E-L-F) will now send you away
I'd love to say your quest has been an F-U-double-L success
Oh but it's a total flop, so D-I-S-M-I-S-S

For some while, they think and dither on this gift causeway
And they think S-I-R H-U-G-H came just to play
I spell out all they have to do, and shake my head when they're dense
It's time to spell away this team that's flippin' got no sense

So D-I-S-M-I-S-S, is all I have to say
Me and Pickle (E-L-F) will now send you away
I'd love to say your quest has been an F-U-double-L success
Oh but it's a total flop, so D-I-S-M-I-S...S.


Original lyricsaudio


Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand
Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
But the words we're hiding from him now, tear the heart right out of me

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and this will be pure H-E-double-L for me
Oh I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Watch him smile, he thinks it's Christmas or his fifth birthday
And he thinks C-U-S-T-O-D-Y spells fun or play
I spell out all the hurtin' words, and turn my head when I speak
'Cos I can't spell away this hurt that's drippin' down my cheek

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and this will be pure H-E-double-L for me
Oh I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E


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