Knightmare parody of 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' by Tammy Wynette This one focuses on Alex's team from Series 5, who were given many hints by Treguard and let off for mistakes on several occasions. Among other things, they only summoned Sir Hugh to rescue the dungeoneer after Treguard practically told them to, then needed prompting again to explain their predicament to him! Later they were given a BAG spell to capture Elita's missing voice, but tried to use it on a floating skull ghost instead. And when they did find Elita's disembodied mouth hurling insults at Alex, they didn't realise what it was, and thought it was asking them a riddle!! The production team eventually killed them off when they were deemed too slow in crossing a causeway. "Spellcasting: D-I-S-M-I-S-S" is one of Treguard's most memorable catchphrases, used to send the teams home when they're dead! Parody lyrics Our latest team of four seemed bold and bright when they began But we spell out the clues and they don't seem to understand They B-A-G a skull that's F-L-O-A-T-I-N-G But they heard the flying gob just now, and they almost left it be So D-I-S-M-I-S-S, is all I have to say Me and Pickle (E-L-F) will now send you away I'd love to say your quest has been an F-U-double-L success Oh but it's a total flop, so D-I-S-M-I-S-S For some while, they think and dither on this gift causeway And they think S-I-R H-U-G-H came just to play I spell out all they have to do, and shake my head when they're dense It's time to spell away this team that's flippin' got no sense So D-I-S-M-I-S-S, is all I have to say Me and Pickle (E-L-F) will now send you away I'd love to say your quest has been an F-U-double-L success Oh but it's a total flop, so D-I-S-M-I-S...S. Original lyrics – audio Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E But the words we're hiding from him now, tear the heart right out of me Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away I love you both and this will be pure H-E-double-L for me Oh I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E Watch him smile, he thinks it's Christmas or his fifth birthday And he thinks C-U-S-T-O-D-Y spells fun or play I spell out all the hurtin' words, and turn my head when I speak 'Cos I can't spell away this hurt that's drippin' down my cheek Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away I love you both and this will be pure H-E-double-L for me Oh I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E Back