Knightmare parody of 'January' by Pilot January was a dungeoneer in Series 6, whom I always remembered because I loved this song and had never seen a real person with that name before! (I'm guessing she may have been named after the song?!) The parody is dedicated to her quest, which involved rescuing both a shrunken Motley and a frozen Sidriss, with the latter then rowing them to safety and agreeing to restore Motley's normal size. January later found a magic ring that could do "a rather good take-off" of Lord Fear, and wisely refused to let Julius Scaramonger buy it from her, persuading him to accept a firestone instead. Alas, her quest came to a very disappointing end when she offered the ring to Sly Hands instead of using it! Parody lyrics January Ring acquired, use it magically You make me sad when you die You're selling to Sly Don't go, don't go! January Don't be caught, don't be out already Your take-off, sad we won't see Oh January Don't go, don't go! Life can be dire Tiny Mot's in a box You can take him around Little clown Gotta row him Gotta grow him Sid might expire Throw Defrost, don't be lost Bring her out of the maze It pays Gonna row you Gonna owe you You've been racing around You've been chasing the Crown January Ring acquired, use it magically You make me sad when you die You're selling to Sly Don't go, don't go! January Don't be caught, don't be out already Your take-off, sad we won't see Oh January Don't go, don't go! Jules, he's a liar Wants something like a ring Or his mum'll be sad Too bad Gotta say so Gotta say no Stone like a fire Pass it on and be gone With the amber or spells He sells Gotta know him Gotta show him You've been saving the ring You've been wasting the thing January Ring acquired, use it magically You make me sad when you die You're selling to Sly Don't go, don't go! January Don't be caught, don't be out already Your take-off, sad we won't see Oh January Don't go, don't go! Original lyrics – audio January Sick and tired, you've been hanging on me You make me sad with your eyes You're telling me lies Don't go, don't go! January Don't be cold, don't be angry to me You make me sad, come and see Oh January Don't go, don't go! Life gets me higher I can show, I can blow I can wake up the world Little world Gotta know you Gotta show you Sun like a fire Carry on, don't be gone Bring me out of my home Sweet home Gotta know me Gotta show me You've been facing the world You've been chasing the world January Sick and tired, you've been hanging on me You make me sad with your eyes You're telling me lies Don't go, don't go! January Don't be cold, don't be angry to me You make me sad, come and see Oh January Don't go, don't go! Time, it's a flier Sunny day, fly away English summers are gone So long Gotta go up Gotta blow up Sun like a fire Carry on, don't be gone Bring me out of my home Sweet home Gotta know me Gotta show me You've been facing the world You've been chasing the world January Sick and tired, you've been hanging on me You make me sad with your eyes You're telling me lies Don't go, don't go! January Don't be cold, don't be angry to me You make me sad, come and see Oh January Don't go, don't go! Back