Knightmare parody of 'The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air' theme by Will Smith


"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the host of a show called Knightmare...

Innnnn Dunshelm, Northumbria born and raised,
On the high ground is where I spent most of my days,
Seekin' out tracks in the bracken and gorse
And all shootin' dumb creatures, outside on my horse

When a baron from France, who was up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood
He got in one afternoon and my clan got slain!
He said, 'We're moving in your castle and chuckle at your pain.'

I wished to take it back, but it became clear
That knights were faced with death and they're enticing 'em here!
If anything I could say that this had me scared
But I thought, nah, forget it, yo home to Knightmare!

I proved up to the challenge and set it all straight
And I yelled to the Devil, 'Go home! Smell ya later!'
I looked at my dungeon, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Lord of Knightmare."


Original lyricsaudio


"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air...

Innnnn west Philadelphia born and raised,
On the playground is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball, outside of the school

When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.'

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
The licence plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror!
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, nah, forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, 'Yo home! Smell ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air."


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