Knightmare parody of 'Rio' by Duran Duran A tribute to one of the better teams in Series 3, whose dungeoneer was called Leo. Includes references to the dice room which started every quest that season, Mellisandre falling through a trapdoor before she could warn them not to turn left in a certain corridor, Leo performing various actions to create magic steps in Merlin's throne room, the team's perfect scores in most riddle challenges, their defeat of Medusa (who had turned a previous team to stone) and successful intimidation of Hordriss, and Motley being persuaded to push Leo in a minecart down to Level 3. It also mentions that the 'silver spurs of squiredom' (the original prize in Knightmare) were very rarely won. Despite getting further than most of that year's teams, Leo's fate was sealed when a gargoyle asked a particularly difficult question about the Avebury stone circle, with which the team were not familiar. Without the gargoyle's help, they had to guess at the right path, and our hero tragically fell off a cliff to his death! Parody lyrics Move along the floor, now make for the portal in the dice Melly might seem wise, but you won't get her advice With a trap to your left, travel quick to the right You casually escape that test You're the fourth team this season And you look like you're the best His name is Leo and he dances, bows and prays Sublime at riddles and sees through Medusa's gaze When Hordriss whines, he really shows him who's the man Oh Leo, Leo, aren't you and your trio grand? I've seen a bunch of teams, and I've seen it's not easy Two won the silvery spurs Nineteen misjudged a scene, tried the wrong way, missed a hidden clue But then I'm sure that you'll know just what to do His name is Leo and he dances, bows and prays Sublime at riddles and sees through Medusa's gaze When Hordriss whines, he really shows him who's the man Oh Leo, Leo, aren't you and your trio grand? Hey now, whoo, look at that! You have nearly made it round At the end of the mine, if Motley's inclined He'll push you down the line, the line, the line I'd exit fast Or you'll be caught by wights or something that don't want you winning You're really something, I hope that you're winning His name is Leo and he dances, bows and prays Sublime at riddles and sees through Medusa's gaze When Hordriss whines, he really shows him who's the man Oh Leo, Leo, aren't you and your trio grand? His name is Leo, he don't know where stone rings stand And he might find this level doesn't go to plan Oh Leo, Leo, hear them sigh across the land From mountains he may fall, but wasn't Leo grand? Original lyrics – audio Moving on the floor now babe, you're a bird of paradise Cherry ice cream smile, I suppose it's very nice With a step to your left and a flick to the right You catch that mirror way out west You know you're something special And you look like you're the best Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand Just like that river twisting through a dusty land And when she shines, she really shows you all she can Oh Rio, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande I've seen you on the beach, and I've seen you on TV Two of a billion stars It means so much to me, like a birthday, or a pretty view But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand Just like that river twisting through a dusty land And when she shines, she really shows you all she can Oh Rio, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande Hey now, whoo, look at that! Did he nearly run you down At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive You make me feel alive, alive, alive I'll take my chance 'Cos luck is on my side or something, I know what you're thinking I tell you something, I know what you're thinking Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand Just like that river twists across a dusty land And when she shines, she really shows you all she can Oh Rio, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand And I might find her if I'm looking like I can Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land From mountains in the north down to the Rio Grande Back