Friday 20th April 2018
MacPhisto: "I've been a busy little devil." [yawns] "But you all made it... so much easier for me. You're paying people... to listen in on your conversations." [wheezy laughter] "How wonderful!"
MacPhisto: "And so many of my protégés are on the rise. Vladimir! Oh, Vladdy-Vlad, dear old Vladdy-Vlad, killing his enemies with all sorts of wonderful... concoctions! Polonium up the bum!" [sniggers] "Worked a treat."
MacPhisto: "America! Ha! The gift that keeps on giving! I used to have to call the White House. Now the White House... calls... me."
MacPhisto: [whispers] "The Ku Klux Klan... back in vogue. Unhooded in the streets of Charlottesville, without the silly costumes. Who'd have thought? I'm told they're often very religious people. They have a book that justifies pretty much all their bad behaviour. It's called the Bible!" [sniggers]
MacPhisto: "And then there's people who don't believe I exist." [whispers] "They're my favourite! That's when I get to do my best work."
MacPhisto: "But in the end... I'm inside all of you. That's my favourite place to be. It's good to laugh, isn't it? Just not at me!"
MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. Just close your eyes, you can feel the enemyyy! Hyaaa! Haaa!"
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