Canadian flag Friday 20th April 2018
Laval, Canada

Place Bell

MacPhisto: "Ohh. Huh. I've been a busy little devil." [yawns] "But you've all made it... so much easier for me. You're paying people... to listen in on your conversations." [wheezy laughter] "How wonderful!"

MacPhisto: "And so many of my protégés are on the rise. Vladimir!  Oh, Vladdy-Vlad – dear old Vladdy-Vlad, killing his enemies with all sorts of wonderful... concoctions!  Polonium up the bum!" [sniggers] "Worked a treat."

MacPhisto: "America – ha!  The gift that keeps on giving!  I used to have to call the White House. Now the White House... calls... me."

MacPhisto: [whispers] "The Ku Klux Klan... back in vogue. Unhooded in the streets of Charlottesville, without the silly costumes. Who'd have thought?  I'm told they're often very religious people. They have a book that justifies pretty much all their bad behaviour. It's called the Bible!" [sniggers]

MacPhisto: "And then there's people... who don't believe I exist." [whispers] "They're my favourite!  That's when I get to do... my best work."

MacPhisto: "But in the end... I'm inside all of you. That's my favourite place to be. It's good to laugh, isn't it? Just not at me!"

[Acrobat begins]

MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. Just close your eyes... you can feel the enemyyy!  Hyaaa!  Haaa!"

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