Friday 21st September 2018
MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches iPad on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..."
MacPhisto: "Hahaaa. Don... don, don... don MacPhisto a su servicio." [bows and chuckles]
Crowd: [cheers and applause]
MacPhisto: "Ohhh." [sniffs] "What's... that... smell? Ohhh. Ohh. The stench of... democracy?" [chuckles]
MacPhisto: "Oh, Spain. I thought you'd be over that by now. It's been 39 years, 10 months and 15 days, and..." [waves hand] "You do know you're on the wrong side of history, my little... madrileños?"
Crowd: [cheers, whistles and applause]
MacPhisto: "Ohhh, yes. You need to get with the programme. People power!"
MacPhisto: "Power... to... MY people. People like... Viktor Orbán in Hungary – lovely man. Jimmie Åkesson!" [gives Nazi salute] "...in Sweden. That brilliant mind in Poland, and Marine, Marine, Marine, errr..." [waves hand] "...ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah. MY people. MY people. Power to the people... like... them. Now... as for the rest of you, you have the power... to do what you're fucking told!"
MacPhisto: "Vote MacPhisto – I'm your man... your strong man for Europe! And remember... it's when you don't believe I exist – that's when I do... my best work." [hisses]
MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes, you can FEEL THE ENEMYYY! Haa!"
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