Saturday 29th September 2018
[Even Better Than The Real Thing ends]
MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches tablet computer on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself... in the looking glass..."
MacPhisto: "Ohhh." [chuckles] "MacPhisto at your service." [bows]
Crowd: [cheers and applause]
MacPhisto: "Denmark!" [sniggers]
MacPhisto: "I... I thought I'd really gone off you. I had forgotten about your splendid colonial ways."
Crowd: [whoops and boos]
MacPhisto: "But I see you're finding your old form. Forget Borgen. You're banning burkas, and confiscating jewellery from those awful asylum seekers. Bravo! Bravo, DP. Brav-fucking-o!"
Crowd: [laughter, whistles and applause]
MacPhisto: "People power. Power... to... MY... people."
MacPhisto: "People like... Viktor Orbán in Hungary – lovely, lovely man."
MacPhisto: "Jimmie Åkesson!" [gives Nazi salute] "...next door in Sweden. Mm-mm. Marine... what's her name? Oh... France... little girl... big ideas. Daddy's little girl." [kissing sounds]
MacPhisto: "Power to the people! People like them. So many places. So many faces. But they... all... look... like... mine. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Crowd: [whoops, whistles and applause]
MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can feel... the enemy." [evil laughter]
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