Sunday 30th September 2018
[Even Better Than The Real Thing ends]
MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches tablet computer on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars..."
MacPhisto: [laughs] "Good evening, Co-pen...hagen."
Crowd: [cheers and whistles]
MacPhisto: "Monsieur MacPhisto at votre servicio. Ahahahahahahaha." [sniffs] "What's that smell?" [sniffs] "Something... rotten in the House of Denmark? Ahahaha."
Crowd: [laughter and whoops]
MacPhisto: "Oh, I know what it is! It's the stench of liberal democracy. Hahahahaha."
Crowd: [cheers and applause]
MacPhisto: "But don't worry – it will soon be gone. Along with the European 'project'. What a ridiculous idea, Europe. I mean, what's the point in speaking all these different languages if you insist on understanding each other? Hahahahaha."
Crowd: [whoops and whistles]
MacPhisto: "Not for long. My people are everywhere. In Sweden, they call themselves democrats. Jimmie Åkesson!" [gives Nazi salute] "Ha ha ha ha ha ha! In France, they keep changing their minds. In Italy, they have too many names. In Hungary, they're just... hungry for me." [sniggers] "Hung-ry? Hungry for me. Ha ha ha! You get it? ...Who writes this shit?"
MacPhisto: "Anyway... how's the DPP doing? They sound jolly promising to me!"
MacPhisto: "So many names. So many places. But they all have one face. And it's... mine. And remember, Copenhagen... it's when you don't believe that I exist – that's when I do... my best work."
MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can FEEL THE ENEMYYY!"
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