9th May 1993
Rotterdam, the Netherlands
[Desire ends with MacPhisto crying "I have a vision... I have a vision... Eurovision. Eurovision!"]
MacPhisto: "Off with the horns, on with the show. Eurovision..."
MacPhisto: [sings] "If you're feeling uptight, and things aren't going right, then you've got a song, you go ding, ding-a-dong! If you're feeling funny, when the day ain't sunny, then you've got a song, it goes ding, ding-a-dong! Ding-a-dong every hour! Ding-a-dong in a shower! Even when your lover has gone, gone, gone! ...Sing ding-ding-dong."
Crowd: [singing] "Always look on the bright side of life! Do-do, do-do do-do do-do!"
Crowd: [singing] "Always look on..."
MacPhisto: "Well, it's the last one, isn't it? It's the last Eurovision, tomorrow night. Yes, I feel like a whole era has come to an end. Pop music just won't be so exciting again, will it? I knew them all, you know – Lulu, and... the Brotherhood of Man... Teaching-In. I taught them everything they knew, I... I showed them what to do, I taught them who to be. I know you young people like your pop stars to be exciting." [shows off platform boots]
MacPhisto: "Look what you've done to me. The last time I was here, I, I was only 5 feet 8. Now look at me, I'm gigantic. You've made me very famous and I thank you."
MacPhisto: "I'd like to introduce you to my band. On the right we have Reggie the Dog. Quite a singer, Larry Mullen Junior. And the only soul boogie brother in the band, Adam Clayton-Campbell."
MacPhisto: "Round about this time every night, I make a phone call. Sometimes to the President of the United States. But tonight I'm going to call a taxi, to take me home."
Woman: "Ja, goedenavond."
MacPhisto: "Hello, I'd like to order a taxi to take me home, I'm very tired."
MacPhisto: "My name is MacPhisto."
Woman: "And the address?"
MacPhisto: "Oh, you know me."
MacPhisto: "You know me very well."
Woman: [laughs uncertainly] "I don't know?"
MacPhisto: "But I know you..."
MacPhisto: "...probably even better than you know yourself."
Woman: [laughs] "Ja, ja! How do you know me?"
[Ultra Violet begins]
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