MacPhisto: "Off with the horns and on with the show. Look what you've done to me. You've made me very famous, and I thank you. The last time you saw me, I was 5 feet 8. Now look at me – I'm gigantic!  I know you like your pop stars to be exciting. That's why I bought these."

Crowd: [cheer]

MacPhisto: "Around about this time at night, I often make a telephone call. Sometimes to the President of the United States. But not tonight. Tonight, I'm going to call a taxi to take me home."

Crowd: [boos and whistles]

MacPhisto: "Don't get me wrong, I love you all. They like you, I love you. But I love myself, too."

[dials – gets engaged tone]