14th July 1993
MacPhisto: [sings] "Olé, olé olé olé! Olé, olé! Olé, olé olé olé... "
Crowd: [singing] "Olé, olé! Olé, olé olé olé! Olé, olé! Olé, olé olé olé! Olé, olé!"
MacPhisto: "Superb. Simply superb."
Crowd: [still singing]
MacPhisto: "Bonjour mes amis!"
[Man in crowd: "BONJOUR!!"]
MacPhisto: "Parlez anglais? Do you know who I am?"
MacPhisto: "Do you like the way I've turned out for you?"
MacPhisto: "I know you like your pop stars to be exciting, so I bought these."
Crowd: [cheers and whistles]
MacPhisto: "You've made me very famous and I thank you! Round about this time at night, I like to make a telephone call. Sometimes to the President of the United States. But not tonight. Is there anybody you would like me to call?"
Crowd: [uncertain cheering and shouting]
MacPhisto: "Monsieur Tapie?"
MacPhisto: "Shall I try and give him a call? Alright then. This is turning out jolly well. See if I have a name... let me see. When you're famous, everybody gives you their telephone number. Monsieur Bernard Tapie."
Crowd: [loud cheer]
MacPhisto: "One-six-one, four-five, four-four, two-three, three-nine."
MacPhisto: [sings] "Laaa-la-la... I just called to say I love you... I just called to say how much I care..."
[phone continues to ring]
MacPhisto: "Well, I think Monsieur Tapie may be asleep."
MacPhisto: "Shall we try and wake him up?"
[Ultra Violet begins]
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