27th July 1993
MacPhisto: "Ohhhh! What a wonderful night. Oh, it's sooo good to be here. They thought the rain would keep us away, but I say never, I love the rain – it makes me feel at home!"
MacPhisto: "And I love rock and roll. I love the beat, it's so catchy, and... I love the feeling of togetherness. We're all here tonight... pressing up against each other, it's fabulous! I love the feeling of togetherness, it's like... it's like the EEC, isn't it, really?!"
Crowd: [boos and whistles]
MacPhisto: "No? Togetherness in the EEC... no...?"
MacPhisto: "I have a friend here, in Copenhagen... Uffemann, d'you know him?"
Crowd: [cheers and whistles]
MacPhisto: "I feel so close to him, I could almost kiss him – MWAH! I'd go. Haha. Shall I give Uffemann a telephone call?"
MacPhisto: "Oh, yes. I have his home telephone number; when you're famous, people give you such things." [clears throat]
MacPhisto: "That's three-one, six-one, two-two, one-two. Uffemann..." [sighs] "It's wonderful to have people to tell you what you want, isn't it, really? It makes life so much easier. ...Hello?"
MacPhisto: "Hello, I'd like to speak to Mr Uffemann."
Woman: "No, he's not here."
MacPhisto: "He's not in tonight?"
Woman: "Who's speaking?"
MacPhisto: "My name is Mr MacPhisto and I'm a personal friend of his."
Woman: "I see. Well he's not here."
MacPhisto: "Oh. Could I leave him a message?"
Woman: "Yes, tomorrow. You can call him tomorrow at his office. Goodbye." [hangs up]
MacPhisto: [sings] "I just called to say I love you... I just called to say how much I care..."
[Ultra Violet begins]
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