3rd August 1993
Nijmegen, the Netherlands
MacPhisto: "Ohhh... jolly good. Shhh. Well... I'm not so very good at speeches, so I'll be brief. Look what you've done to me. You've made me very famous and I thank you. I know you like your pop stars to be exciting... so I bought these. Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the good old days. The Third Reich!"
Crowd: [boos and whistles]
MacPhisto: "Don't you miss the good old days, when the trains ran on time? Oh dear. My, as God said, and he was partly right, I could live here. I have a friend here. Heer Janmaat."
MacPhisto: "Shall I give him a telephone call?"
MacPhisto: "Alright then. People give you their phone numbers when you're famous – it's one of the plusses. How do I pronounce that again – Heer Janmaat, my old friend [maat?]."
MacPhisto: "Zero-seven-oh, three-four-six, nine-two-six-four. You can try this at home, children."
Crowd: [laughter and applause]
Man: "Ja, goedenavond?"
MacPhisto: "Hello, I'd like to speak to Heer Janmaat."
Man: "He's not here."
MacPhisto: "He's not available?"
MacPhisto: "Well, my name is Mr MacPhisto and I'm a very good friend of his, and I think he'd be rather disappointed not to receive my call."
Man: "Yeah, but he's not here."
MacPhisto: "Could you leave him a message?"
Man: "I could."
MacPhisto: [sings] "I just called to say I love you..."
[man hangs up]
MacPhisto: [sings] "I just called to say how much I... care..."
[Ultra Violet begins]
MacPhisto: "I'M BACK!"
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