Thursday 12th August 1993
MacPhisto: [sings] "Try a taste of Martini, the most beautiful drink in the world! It's the right one! It's the bright one, that's Martini!"
MacPhisto: "I love that one... so good. Show business, don't you love it? Rock and roll. All my idea. African rhythm and European melody. What a good idea. It all started in Cuba."
MacPhisto: [sings] "Ba-ba ba ba, ba-da ba ba..."
MacPhisto: "Now look – everybody's into it! They're all into the rock – rocking in the free world. Even Lady Diana's into it now. Don't you think she's funky? I think everybody gives her too hard a time, I think she's gorgeous... and sexy. Shall I give her a telephone call?"
MacPhisto: "People give you their telephone numbers when you're famous. It's one of the good things."
MacPhisto: "Two-oh-seven, nine-three-oh, four-eight, three-two."
MacPhisto: [sings] "Getting to knowww you..."
Woman: "Buckingham Palace."
MacPhisto: "Hello, could you put me through to the Prince of Wales' apartments, please? Thank you. ...Hello? Don't be shy, now..."
MacPhisto: "She's not a shy girl!"
MacPhisto: [sings] "Keep me hanging on the telephone... la-la-la laa la-laa... la-la la-laa..."
Woman: "No reply, I'm sorry!"
MacPhisto: "Hello, my name is Mr MacPhisto. I'm looking to speak to the Princess of Wales, if that's alright."
MacPhisto: "I must be in the know. You don't mind waiting, do you?"
MacPhisto: "You've such good manners in this town, really."
MacPhisto: [sings] "Lalala la la-la-la... la-laa la-laa..."
MacPhisto: "Hello? Hello...? Hello... is that Lady Diana? Hello? You needn't be shy, I'm just here with a few friends."
Crowd: [cheers and whistles]
MacPhisto: [sings] "I just called to say I love you... I just called to say how much I care..."
[Ultra Violet begins]
MacPhisto: [sings] "Sometimes I feel like I don't know, sometimes I feel like checking out... I want to get it wrong... can't always be strong... and love it won't be long..."
MacPhisto: "We love you, girl!"
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