21st August 1993
MacPhisto: "Off with the horns, on with the show." [laughs] "What an evening. What a theatre, Wembley Stadium! All the history of this place. Live Aid. The FA Cup. The 1966 World Cup when England won!"
MacPhisto: "They haven't been winning much lately, now have they?"
MacPhisto: "What's happened, this noble country? We lost the Test... almost out of the World Cup... The Smiths have split up... there's only one man who can save us. Shall I give Graham Taylor a telephone call?"
MacPhisto: [laughs] "Let me see now."
MacPhisto: "When you're famous, people give you their telephone numbers, it's true."
[phone rings for a while, then stops]
Recorded message: "No-one is available at the present time. If you would care to leave a message, please do so after the tone. Thank you."
MacPhisto: "Hello...? Sorry, there must be some mistake. This is Mr Mac...Phisto."
MacPhisto: [sings] "Walk on, with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone..." [holds receiver up to the crowd]
Crowd: [singing] "You'll neeever walk alonnne!"
[Ultra Violet begins]
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